Beyoncé causes major spike in Red Lobster sales

CHEDDAR “BEY” ALL DAY…

 
Shrimp Fest don’t got NOTHING on Beyonce’s ability to draw a crowd to Red Lobster as the songstress’ recent name-drop of the seafood franchise has caused a 33% spike in its sales…

 
BOW DOWN BISCUITS…

PEEP GAME…

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On Saturday, Jay-Z’s 34-year-old wife stopped the world with the release of her FIRE new single, “Formation,” in which she notes that she treats her man to a meal at the eatery if he lays the pipe just right…

 
 “When he f*ck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster, cause I slay,” Baddie Bey sings on the track…

 
WELL…

 
Over the weekend, the restaurant–famous for it’s buttery cheddar bay biscuits and fresh fish platters–was overjoyed by the rise in patronage Yonce influenced with just one line…

 
“We are absolutely delighted with what we saw over the weekend, particularly the consumer sentiment that we saw expressed,” Kim Lopdrup, CEO of Red Lobster, told CNBC. “It’s clear that Beyonce has helped create some Red Lobster fans, and we are very grateful to her for that.”

If nothing else, the company should def change the “bay” in cheddar bay biscuits to “BEY” as a token of their appreciation…

 
JUST SAYING…

 
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