Black Twitter invites Adele, Nick Jonas, Donald Trump and more to #WhitePeopleInvitedToTheCookout 

WHITE PLAY COUSINS…

 
From President Bill Clinton to dirty south rapper, Paul Wall, Black Twitter has collectively released the official list of Caucasian celebs welcomed to any and all African American cookouts…

YALL CAN PUT DOWN THEM BOLOGNA AND MIRACLE WHIP SANDWICHES…
BISH, ITS LIT…

 
SO PEEP…

 
As Black History Month 2016 came to a close members of the Black Twitter family joined together for farewell a digital feast to which they invited a number of honorary melanin holders to partake in the festivity..

 black twitter #whitepeopleinvitedtothecookout 

Placing “Jealous” singer, Nick Jonas, in charge of the most integral dish at any African American gathering–the Mac N’ Cheese– and offering actor Robert De Niro a to-go plate as well as a juicy slice of meemaw’s sock-it-to-me sweet potato pie, black twitter rolled out the red carpet for a select few of white Hollywood’s finest…

 
Even republican presidential candidate Donald Trump made it on the roster of fair skinned socialites to receive the “come thru we grillin’…plz bring somethin'” text…though he’s apparently in for a knuckle sandwich upon arrival…

 
CHECK IT OUT….

 

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….

Though they didn’t invite anyone to make the potato salad or go out back to play spades with Uncle Mike & ’em, it sounds like the solid list of chosen white luminaries will get the full experience of the all-important cookout…
WHO WOULD YOU INVITE??? 

 
THOUGHTS? 

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