Did Serena Williams GAS her “Superhero” responses in cell phone thief story? [VIDEO]  

GASSED GIRL POWER…

 
Though she’ll always be a superhero on the tennis courts, the surveillance camera gods have de-caped Serena Williams as the heroine she purported to be in a story about the taking down of a cell phone thief. 

 
OOOOOP… 

CAUGHT THAT A**…

SO CHECK IT…

 
On Wednesday, the 33-year-old Wimbledon champ captivated her social media followers with a story about how she heroically STOPPED a man from nabbing her cell phone at a Chinese restaurant on Tuesday. 
After a suspicious guy grabber her phone and dipped, Serena said she used her “Superhero senses” to weave through the crowded eatery, knock over chairs, and sprint down the street to accost the speedy burglar.  

 
“…When least expected low and behold this common petty thief grabbed my phone and swiftly left. I looked at the chair, than shouted ‘Omg that dude took my phone!!’ Not thinking I reacted (hence the superwoman photo) I jumped up, weaved my way in and out of the cozy restaurant (leaping over a chair or two) and chased him down. He began to run but I was too fast. (Those sprints came in handy) I was upon him in a flash! In the most menacing yet calm no nonsense voice I could muster I kindly asked him if he ‘accidentally’ took the wrong phone.”

HMMM…

 
She went on to say, “Superhero? Maybe? Or HELL YEA!! I’ve got the speed the jumps, the power, the body, the seduction, the sex appeal, the strength, the leadership and yet the calm to weather the storm. Always listen to your superhero inner voice. Always keep your things close! Fight for what’s right. Stand for what you believe in! Be a superhero! When I got back into the restaurant I received a standing ovation.”

SOUNDS GOOD…

BUT…

 Did Serena Williams GAS her  

As much as we would like to give the tennis lord credit for achieving greatness without a racket in her hand, an surveillance footage tells a completely different story. 

 
ABC got a hold of video showing Serena briskly following homeboy out of the restaurant and calmly asking him to return her property. 

 
OOOP….
CHECK IT OUT…

AINT NO SPRINTING BIH…

We don’t want to say that Serna trolled us by likening herself to Superwoman when she really reacted like any other woman would have…but that’s kind of what happened, No? 

 
THOUGHTS? 

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