Flavor Flav dodges four years in jail for speeding to his mom’s funeral 

FLAV SAVED… 

 
Though your guy, Flavor Flav, has way more than 99 problems with law enforcement, it seems he’s recently caught a major break in the case of one of his legal issues. 

 
SO PEEP…

 
In January 2014, a frantic Flav was pulled over by the police for doing 79 mph while in possession of marijuana as he whipped to his mother’s funeral in Long Island. 

  

In addition to the moving violation and the drugs, the 54-year-old Hip-Hop and reality TV pioneer was also caught riding SUPER dirty with sixteen driving suspensions when the police stopped him. 

 
BRUH…
WELL…

 
Yesterday, Flav pled guilty to speeding but received NO jail time for the infractions…
He could have faced up to four years behind bars. 

 
LOOK AT GOD…

 
The overjoyed Public Enemy emcee thanked the judge for “being compassionate,” towards him in this case, spilled New York Daily News. 

 
“I just want to thank that lieutenant over at the state trooper police station in Valley Stream for getting me to my mother’s grave site in his own personal family car,” Flavor Flav said, according to Newsday. “He was the greatest.”

 
Despite his elation, Flav still has to dodge serving time in the penitentiary for the cocaine DUI he caught in May 2015. 

 
AT LEAST THEM LAWYERS ARE EARNING THEIR KEEP! 

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