Real Housewives of Atlanta: Black Twitter STOMPS CLAUDIA Jordan’s feet


 

MY GAWD.

 

If we’ve learned NOTHING else from last night’s episode of the “Real Housewives of Atlanta,” it’s that we as fans need to COME AGAINST housewife Claudia Jordan’s feet.

 

 

FRED FLINSTONE IS SH**TING ON HER RIGHT NOW.
As Bravo teased a snippet of next week’s installment of RHOA, the network showed former “Deal or No Deal,” model Claudia’s CORN POP toes.
Audiences everywhere reached for their barf bags FULLY AGHAST by the 41-year-old RHOA newcomer’s BARKING DOGS.

 

AND IT SHOULD COME AS NO SURPRISE that BLACK TWITTER took pleasure in RUNNING DOWN on Claudia’s RUN DOWN tootsies.
Comparing her feet to co-star Kenya Moore’s acne, Black Twitter showed NO MERCY as they HAMMERED Clau-Clau’s toes.
PEEP HOW HARD THEY USED THEIR 140 CHARACTERS TO STEP ON HER FOOTS:

 

 

Surprisingly, Claudia took her Black Twitter roast in stride.
Despite having to CLAP BACK at some haters who went over board with the toes tweets, the newest Georgia PEACH happily explained that her feet had endured 4 decades of Track and Field, tight shoes, and broken bones.

 

Unashamed of her extremely CORNED UP extremities, Claudia acknowledges that she needs surgery.
In fact, some doctors have offered to tame her little piggies, via Twitter.

 

SIDE EYE
WERE ANY OF THEM GOOD LOOKING?????
YOU MIGHT GET PRETTY FEET AND A DOCTOR ZADDY OUT THE DEAL CLAUDIA, DONT SLEEP!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CLAUDIA JORDAN’s TOES?

listen to your MUVA.
MUVA knows best.

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