The “DELIVERED” man CLAIMS he is REALLY CURED of HOMOSEXUALITY

 

“I have not lied, I have not fornicated I have not slept with a man in a year since I have been delivered. I have no taste for a man. I have a taste for woman.”

HE’s NOT GAY NO MORE. 

Andrew Caldwell, the NOW STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW man who got “DELIVERED,” at the COGIC 107th Holy Convocation SWEARS he really loves “WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN ZZZZZZ.” 

Since the video WE CANT STOP WATCHING has gone viral, EYEBROWS have been drawn on a little bit higher with skepticism that Andrew was really “CURED,” from his homosexuality during the church service. 

The “DELIVERT” Andrew, who is now looking for a SPONSOR in order to host his own deliverance conference says changing his homosexual lifestyle was a LIFE or DEATH situation

“The Lord gave me a vision that if you continue to walk in this (homosexuality)…I was gonna die in a heart attack. I said LORD, I’m not ready to die.”

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HE GAVE YOU THE HEART ATTACK HEADS UP FOR BEING GAY. BUT DIDNT GIVE BIG PUN ONE FOR BEING FAT?

BOY IF YOU DONT….

We DIGRESS.

Anywho, Andrew has recently released a statement revealing that he was molested as a child and has struggled with his sexuality for many years BUT NOW he has a genuine “taste for women.”

PREPARE TO SHIFT YOUR EYE TO THE SIDE. 

He SPILLS how his ATTRACTIVENESS opened doors and other ORIFICES for him to date athletes, celebrities, and PASTORS. 

FIX IT EDDIE LONG!

CATCH THIS “FORMER” GOOD JUDY’s STORY: 

“My name is Andrew Caldwell. I appeared on a video at the recent Church of God In Christ International Convocation in St Louis. On that video I gave a testimony of deliverance from homosexuality. As a child, I was raped by a member of my own family. At that time I did not think of it as abuse. I kind of enjoyed it. I kept it to myself, not realizing how it had changed me. Growing up wasn’t a pleasant experience. I was harassed, heckled, and ridiculed by classmates. Many told me that I would never amount to anything. This gave me the motivation to try to prove them wrong. Being fairly attractive as a young man, it was not difficult for me to get involved with other men. I have dated athletes, ministers, and celebrities. As time passed I got tired of this way of living. I always attended church. But I always found the same things in church that I found in the world. After joining my present church, it came to me that this lifestyle was not right. It seemed that the more I tried to quit on my own, the more intense was the temptation. All last week I fasted and prayed. On this past Saturday at the Convocation, there was an alter call. I came forward and offered my testimony. It was unscripted. Not only do I hope for my own deliverance but for the deliverance of others who may be struggling with their own issues. To my doubting detractors, I pray for you. To my supporters, I am grateful for your support and prayers. 

 

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