Theophilus London arrested for SMASHING cab driver’s phone; live tweets from jail 

LOCKEDDDT….

“Sexy,”‘ is apparently the new black when it comes to recently jailed rapper, Theophilus London, who live tweeted from the clink last night after being arrested for breaking a New York City cab driver’s cell phone during a dispute over change for a $100 bill..
BRUHHHH, WHAT IN THE HELL..

SO PEEP..
On Monday, the 28-year-old Trinidadian-born rapper took to Twitter explaining to fans that he’d been knocked by 5-0 for SMASHING his cabbie’s cell into smithereens when homie refused to accept his large bill and make change..

SMFHHHH..

THIS IS WHY WE CAN BARELY CATCH A GOTZAMN CAB NOW..

“I only had 100s on me and he didn’t want to break the change,” the “Wine And Choclates” spitter penned on Twitter. “So he tried to keep my hundred while screaming in my face, so I gave him 5 mins to make change. After I counted down to 1, I took his phone and smashed it into 900 pieces, then I ran into the IFC Movie cinema and the cops ran up on me.”
LMFAOOOOO..
From behind bars, Theophilus–dressed in $1500 Dior jeans–tweeted that he was, “too sexy for jail,” shortly before describing the horrid pee and cigarette smell of his detainment center. 
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As if the putrid stench of urine and nicotine wasn’t bad enough, the Hip-Hop hit boy then goes on the explain how he’d been sexually propositioned by his cell mate…
“Some dude in my cell just told me if he was a girl he would fuck me,” he wrote. “Sh** is getting weird. I asked him if he was gay. He in for grand theft.” 
YIKEEEEESSSSS..
Shortly after posting a pic of his mugshot, the “Do Girls” rhymer updated his Twitter with a video of himself leaving the precinct while a smiling officer waved him out the door.. 

Upon his release, a seemingly high-spirited Theophilus also created a Twitter poll asking fans which designer clothes he should change into in celebration of his freedom from the bing…

 

 

CHECK OUT ALL OF HIS TWEETS…


GLAD TOU BACK OUT MY G..
THOUGHTS? 

By : Asia Grace 

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