TRUE LIFE: P. O. P. HOL IT DOWN!

“P. O. P. Hold it DOWN” has the world CRACKING UP!

The, “FEMALE,” who has social media lovers CRYING tears of laughter as she is being placed under arrest is 28-year-old Donna Renee Goudeau.

Last week Vine and IG were HOT with a viral video from news footage filmed in July 2011 that showed Donna FIGHTING to maintain SWAG as she professed her “LUH,” to her Mama as well as her INNOCENCE concerning a HEINOUS crime.

Donna, Keyron DeWayne Elmore and Jeremy Jomard Goudeau were arrested for beating, robbing and stabbing of 73-year-old Kansas man by the name of Juan Sustiata.

HERE’S THE DROP:

“The three beat and stabbed the 73-year-old Kansas man who was staying in the [hotel] room, stole numerous collectors’ coins from him and used his debit card to withdraw money from an ATM,” court documents SPILL.

“Police said at the time that the suspects knocked on the man’s door at about 7 a.m., barged in, and began beating and stabbing him. They also demanded money.”

POOR Juan.
QUE LASTIMA!

“After stealing the man’s credit card, two of the suspects went to an ATM at a Texaco to try to get cash….At least one suspect remained at the hotel with the victim and tortured him until he gave the robbers the correct PIN number.”

According to court docs, Police arrested the three the SAME DAY.

WONT HE DO IT.

They still had the items belonging to the man, along with his truck, which SURPRISE, they also stole.

SMFH

“As a result of his injuries, Sustiata suffered severe physical injuries and is no longer able to work as a pipefitter.”

MAD SAD!

Keyron DeWayne Elmore was sentenced to 60 years and Jeremy Jomard Goudeau was hit with 50 years.

For her part, Donna was charged with an aggravated robbery and violating her probation from a previous 2003 assault charge. According to the Texas Department of Criminal Justice, Donna was sentenced to 18 years in prison and is scheduled to be released July 19, 2029.

It’s no SCERET that DOING TIME in the BIG HOUSE can get a little lonely.  Thus, Donna is currently looking for PEN PALS to help her pass her time in the PEN!

LMFAOOOOO!

In the video she uses the “fact” that she is LEGALLY BLIND as her defense, but for those of you LADIES (or men) who want to know more about the “PIMP SQUAD,” rep, HERE YOU GO…

S(he) describes herself as a “single, BI-SEXAUL, dominant, mature, smart, romantic” person who likes “candlelight dinners for two” and “engaging in deep conversations.”

We JUST CAN’T. WON’T. & SHOULDN’T.

(When we typed her name, “Donna Goudeau,” in google, a picture of rapper Gucci Mane came up as a result.)

HOL IT DOWN!

listen to your MUVA.
MUVA knows best.

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